Fear not, Americans. Hours after Cruz withdrew, a new candidate announced his bid for the presidency.
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Coach Randy Kennedy is taking a swing (maybe literally, if you’ve seen his previous videos) at this whole running-for-president thing. Not much is known about this surprise candidate, but his website, Randy16.com, curiously links to the Ole Miss basketball landing page.
Kennedy also bears a striking resemblance to — no, not the Zodiac Killer — a certain Rebels basketball coach with whom he also shares a last name.
Americans, this is our answer. No longer will the person hoping to secure your bid call the hoop a “basketball ring” or misspell the name of the legendary Indiana basketball coach.
